Sometimes (a lot of the time) Jackson says the funniest things. They aren’t always funny to him, or he doesn’t understand the meaning behind what he’s saying, but he has the ability to totally make us laugh (and often we laugh when we shouldn’t, but we can’t help it) or make us wonder how a two year old can jave such complex thoughts. I’m hoping to start remembering more of these moments by jotting them down here because I know it’s only a matter of time before I forget them.
- This morning when Nick went into Jack’s room to wake him up, it was still a little dark in his room. Nick started to open the blinds when he hears Jack whisper “Turn on the lights.” So after the blinds were open, Nick went over to turn on a light in the room and Jack said “Thanks daddy. My eyes don’t work in the dark.” Nick laughed and told him “Yeah, don’t worry, mommy and daddy’s eyes don’t work in the dark either.” Silly boy.
- Yesterday morning when I was getting Jack out of the car at school he pointed to my quilted jacket and said “Look mommy, windows.” It took me a second, but then I could totally see how he could think that. Such a simple way of looking at things! And I said “You’re right buddy, those do look like windows.” But then he said “Or kites mommy. More like kites.” Which they were – they were actually shaped like diamonds, just like a kite.
- The other night we were sitting outside on the front steps after we had all gotten home. Nick and I were chatting about something, when Jack (who had been playing with a stick with his back to us minding his own business) walked right up to me and got about 6 inches from my face and said “Enough!” Ummm, what??? I was kind of in shock and turned to Nick with a look like, did that really just happen?!? He did it again when we were inside later in the evening – walked up while he was not a part of the conversation and said it again. No idea where he got that one, unless he picked it up from me telling him “that’s enough” while he’s throwing a tantrum or whining about not getting his way.
- He’s also started interrupting us while we’re talking, mostly during dinner, by saying “No, no. Stop talking. Listen to me.”
- Nick looked in the back of his diaper the other day to make sure he hadn’t pooped (99% of the time he asks to be changed, but sometimes we check just to make sure nothing’s going on down there) and he said to Nick “No daddy, don’t look at my penis!” Let’s hope he never screams that one in public
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There are so many more funny things this kid says… Hope to share them as much as I can!



























